My Favorite Sunday School Story (PG 13)

Flashback to 2008. We had just returned to Virginia (and our previous church) from six years in New Hampshire. The church had shrunk (is that proper grammar?) to about thirty people. So I'm about five minutes into teaching Sunday School and in walks a pretty lady, just during a pause in my presentation. Another woman (who is now with the Lord) in the church says to her: "You're late". To which the woman who just arrived answered, loud enough for everyone to hear: "It's okay, I'm sleeping with the teacher." ¹

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¹ Yes, is was my lovely bride.