Rome emphasizes its support for neo-Darwinism!

The Vatican continues to demonstrate its support for evolution, this time by labeling it "unreasonable." The National Center for all Science Education Except Physics, Chemistry and Astronomy is ecstatic, pointing out that what the pontiff meant was that the theory of evolution was so sublime that it taxes reason to expect that mankind could ever have developed such a thing of beauty—hence the honorific "unreasonable."