Thanks for the help...

After arriving at the train station Cognitive Dissonance, as a self-proclaimed, oxymoronic, paedobaptist Baptist, I want to point out to my many well-meaning friends who feel obliged to tell me:

1. Scripture does not command that children be baptized, and
   
2. An explicit example of an infant baptism is not found in scripture

that:

1. Scripture does not command that women receive the Lord's supper, and
   
2. An explicit example of a woman receiving the Lord's supper is not found in scripture