tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3500036.post2356365102675595097..comments2024-01-02T04:49:16.658-05:00Comments on He Lives: Pre-trib Rapture? No thanks, I'll pass.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08688240424047203541noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3500036.post-90446380977997944972010-08-13T12:59:25.611-04:002010-08-13T12:59:25.611-04:00BREAKING NEWS: Intensive and extensive and expens...BREAKING NEWS: Intensive and extensive and expensive and even pensive research has just discovered that the well-known pretribulation rapture is really and actually a SEVEN-stage coming. For proof look closely at I Thess. 4:13-18:<br /> (1) The Lord descends.<br /> (2) The shout.<br /> (3) The archangel's voice.<br /> (4) The trumpet of God.<br /> (5) The dead rise.<br /> (6) The caught up (rapture).<br /> (7) The meeting in the air.<br /> <br /> I just left a space so you can fill it in with your gasps, shortness of breath, and clutching your heart. Yes, it's true - seven (count them) stages. Would I or anyone else try to kid you? Lindsey, LaHaye, Ice, Jeffrey, Van Impe, Hagee, Missler, Strandberg etc. would never TRY to kid you. For proof of this, just Google articles like "Pretrib Rapture Diehards," "Deceiving and Being Deceived," "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty," "Pretrib Rapture - Hidden Facts" and "Pretrib Rapture Secrecy" - all by a secret writer known only as D.M.<br /> BTW, for more info on the exciting seven-stage rapture, Google Joe Ortiz's "End Times Passover" blog which can out-blog any blog that knows how to blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com