Now according to Wikipedia, North Korea is officially an atheist state.
Well that just won't do! No way, man. After all, we have:
The Ipso Facto No Atheist Is That Bad Law: Stalin and Mao were not atheists. They were demigods of the religions Stalinism and Maoism. We know this because mass murder on such a scale can only be committed by religionists.
Clearly this should be amended:
Additionally, Kim Jong-un is not an atheist. He is the demigod of the religion Jongism, noted for its Shrine of the Subway that Runs Once a Year for the Rare Visiting Foreign Barbarian.
Moved inexorably by this law, Jerry Coyne writes:
The state [North Korea] is in many ways a theocracyOf course it is. All states run by lunatic atheists are theocracies. The Ipso Facto No Atheist Is That Bad Law can not be violated.