Monday, September 20, 2010

Not funny and low class...

is no way to go through life, son.

Coyne the poet :
But sometimes even God falls down
And makes a poor pathetic clown:
Yes, poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make Behe.


Coyne is one of those people who, every time he tries to make a joke--it just ends up making you cringe. If you want a witty new atheist, it's Hitchens, PZ, or nobody. On average they're a dire, humorless lot. You'd think they were Calvinists for crying out loud.


  1. David, do you suffer from low blood pressure? It looks like you're using Coyne as a form of self-medication. If you are, you need to find a new treatment: you've acclimated.

  2. BTW, your task for today is to write a response in poetry that is even worse.

  3. >:-[

    (Calvinist smiley)

  4. I think that I shall never see
    On Earth, Dave Heddle with Dembski.
    But then, in heaven they'll get along
    For they will know they were both wrong.

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  8. Dreadful poetry
    Will not lift the spirts or
    Cause Calvinist joy.

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