Sometimes being a Bapterian1 is hard.
Once, at a Christmas party at our house I made two types of eggnog--one without and one with alcohol. I labeled them Baptist-Nog and Presbyterian-Nog. The adults knew which was which--but the one kid (fortunately there was only one) who liked eggnog--he didn't understand the distinction.
1 A little know denomination for those confused about infant vs. believer's baptism, real presence vs. pure commemoration, etc--but who find solace in eating like a Baptist and drinking like a Presbyterian.